Every weekend your friends wants to go to boozy brunch or Sunday Funday. And does anyone else have a summer full of weddings to go to? You have to try the doughnuts, Kimchi tacos, and artisanal ice cream, am I right?
Nothing dramatic, but every Monday you’re a couple of pounds heavier.
And you wonder isn’t there an easier way to lose weight, without skipping meals, spending three hours a day at the gym, or breaking up with brunch?
Yes. There is. It’s called cocaine. I don’t recommend it.